Guys I found the most mediocre record ever!
Always and forever #BestShowForLife #BestShowWFMU
Three cranberry sauces, just like my forefathers wanted.
I have a face and I’m not afraid to use it.
I really do prefer this face when it is turned away from me because of the attached body is twerkin’, but I’ll take whatever Simps I can get.
My buddy Kara, @Primsters, and @hodgman with two WI staples, the cheesehead and @deathsdoor white whiskey
Wu-Tang Ham Ain’t Nuthin’ ta Fuck Wit
Ham and The Wu-Tang Clan, my two favorite things finally together.
I have found my dream snack, nothing will ever be the same again.
I realized that jacket potatoes were just british poutine, so I made one with cheese curds.
I usually loathe fast zombies, but I will make an exception for these.
I totally want the matched spider design bleached black t-shirt and jeans.